Monday, September 29, 2003
Ugh. When will my luck improve?
Monday, September 22, 2003
It's been far too long. In the gap between my last post and today, I have almost been arrested, been to the emergency room (for a friend), almost adopted a dog, and aged exactly one year. Oh, and survived a pansy-ass hurricane. So, yeah not much has happened.
AP and I have begun to share a brain (which is pretty darn scary since she uses 99.99% of hers on a daily basis...or maybe that's it, cuz I only use about 2% of mine)- although we were miles apart in separate cities this past weekend, we managed to meet and greet the exact same type of boy...well, except hers wasn't trailer trash but that's besides the point. I guess that makes sense since she uses so much of her mental power for good, that she has to use some of mine now for evil. Good thing we have Danielle around to keep us in line. WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT DANIELLE? In fact, I think she may start requiring us to wear WWDD bracelets...
Oh, and I'm beginning my hostile takeover of AP's friends at this very moment. Unbeknownst to her, I have sent a message to one of her law school friends. She claims she's "too busy" to have her friends over to hang out with Danielle and me, but we all know that's a bald-faced lie! She just doesn't want them to start liking us better than her. Don't tell her, but my plan is to cook them all dinner and charm them with my wit (or at least get them drunk enough to appreciate my wit), then move in for the kill! Before she knows it, she'll be hanging out with MY friends! Ha! Take that!
So, who's up for a leather Halloween party at my place? Think maybe I'll decorate the downstairs like a dungeon and set someone up on the rack...oh but wait, I gotta remember- WWDD?
AP and I have begun to share a brain (which is pretty darn scary since she uses 99.99% of hers on a daily basis...or maybe that's it, cuz I only use about 2% of mine)- although we were miles apart in separate cities this past weekend, we managed to meet and greet the exact same type of boy...well, except hers wasn't trailer trash but that's besides the point. I guess that makes sense since she uses so much of her mental power for good, that she has to use some of mine now for evil. Good thing we have Danielle around to keep us in line. WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT DANIELLE? In fact, I think she may start requiring us to wear WWDD bracelets...
Oh, and I'm beginning my hostile takeover of AP's friends at this very moment. Unbeknownst to her, I have sent a message to one of her law school friends. She claims she's "too busy" to have her friends over to hang out with Danielle and me, but we all know that's a bald-faced lie! She just doesn't want them to start liking us better than her. Don't tell her, but my plan is to cook them all dinner and charm them with my wit (or at least get them drunk enough to appreciate my wit), then move in for the kill! Before she knows it, she'll be hanging out with MY friends! Ha! Take that!
So, who's up for a leather Halloween party at my place? Think maybe I'll decorate the downstairs like a dungeon and set someone up on the rack...oh but wait, I gotta remember- WWDD?
Wednesday, September 03, 2003
So if you're easily grossed out, skip this post. If not- read on. Recently I was at the supermarket and they were out of regular old Hershey's syrup, so partly because it was my only option but mostly just to gross out my roommates I bought the green colored, Hulk version of the Hershey's syrup. When you pour it on your ice cream it comes out of the bottle a rather dark, viscous green syrup. As for taste, I personally didn't notice much difference, just that it was a little thicker than normal. Well, I am happy to report that, on my most recent trip to the bathroom my shit was the same color as the topping on my ice cream was last nite, a nice dark green color! LOL!
