Echo in the Void

bootsoo: i wonder what i should wear for my blind date tonight
jbardhan: heh
jbardhan: let's list the things you shouldn't wear
bootsoo: a pocket protector
jbardhan: good!
bootsoo: now you do one !
jbardhan: haha hmmmm
jbardhan: a carmen miranda fruit hat
jbardhan: unless he's 1.) a vegetarian and 2.) very hungry
bootsoo: mmm fruity
jbardhan: your turn
bootsoo: heehee
bootsoo: a spiked collar
jbardhan: oo
bootsoo: unless he's into that
jbardhan: probably a cast-iron chastity belt is a bad idea
jbardhan: just because it will chafe
bootsoo: yeah rust is a bitch to get out of clothes too
bootsoo: okay, a t-shirt that says My biological clock is a walking time bomb
jbardhan: haha
jbardhan: how about, "my other car is a stroller"
bootsoo: a full star trek uniform
jbardhan: that would definitely be a bad idea
bootsoo: fucking hilarious though
jbardhan: absolutely
jbardhan: dressing up like a care bear would also be offputting
jbardhan: or the back half of a donkey costume